Dear Immune System,
I was sick last week (nausea/headache). Please don’t let me get sick this week, too. I’ve got a bit of a stuffed/runny nose thing starting to happen. Head that off at the pass, would you?
Love and kisses,
P.S. (an hour later) Oh, I KNOW you didn’t just set my body to hurting! You did NOT just do that!
P.P.S. (the next morning) You suck. Now I have to stay home from work.