Avast, me hearties! Today be Talk Like a Pirate Day, if ye haven’t already been accosted by an ARRRRRRRR.

Check out this wedding cake. I imagine Lydia wants one.

Finally, here’s some news from Britain: Jamie Oliver tries to instate healthy food in school cafeterias. Mothers oppose this and bring fast-food to the schools, because they fear getting healthy food once a day will make the children “picky.” Jamie gets mad.