the hussy’s mini twice-baked potatoes

1.5 pounds small red potatoes (9-12)
3 slices bacon, diced
3/4 cup shallots, minced
3 cloves garlic, minced
1 tbsp butter
1 tbsp sour cream
1 tbsp buttermilk
3/4 cup sharp cheddar cheese
salt and pepper, to taste

Cook potatoes in boiling water 15-20 minutes or until tender; drain.

Brown bacon in a nonstick skillet over medium-high heat. Add shallots and bacon; turn heat down to medium and saute for five minutes or until softened.

Preheat oven to 350.

Cut potatoes in half; carefully scoop out pulp, leaving a quarter-inch shell. Add the butter, sour cream, and buttermilk to the potato pulp and mash with a fork; stir in cheese. Add to onion mixture, stirring well. Add salt and pepper to taste. Put about one tablespoon potato mixture into each shell. Arrange stuffed potatoes on a baking sheet and bake for about 30 minutes. At the end of baking, turn on the broiler and let the tops brown and puff up a bit, 3 to 4 minutes.

Have you ever watched “Semi-Homemade Cooking with Sandra Lee”?

If you haven’t, you should. You’ll be appalled. It’s terrible. It’s the worst thing ever. How this woman got a show on the Food Network is beyond me. The only good thing I can say about it is that it makes you feel wonderful about your own cooking skills, because no matter how bad a cook you are, if you at least put forth an effort you are better than this woman.

Earlier today, I was browsing through the forums of Television Without Pity. I love the thread for “Semi-Homemade” because it is full of remarkable vitriol. Apparently Sandra was on “The View” this morning. I, unfortunately, did not get a chance to see it, but one of the posters there did and wrote a recap. It’s hilarious.

Man, I’m full.

That’s a problem, trying a new recipe out and being the only one around to eat it. Well, I guess it didn’t have to be a problem. I could have saved the leftovers. But I wasn’t all that thrilled with how this turned out, so I knew I wouldn’t eat it if I stuck it in the fridge, and I don’t like throwing food out.

Anyway, these Parmesan Potato Bites I adapted from a recipe in Cooking Light. I find CL’s recipes are generally pretty good, especially if you use full-fat versions of whatever they call for and add more cheese. Or cream. Or butter. Basically, do whatever you can to unlighten them, and it’ll taste great.

These were tasty, but they were just more time-consuming than I wanted- I was looking for a good, easy appetizer for my parents and brother when they come over this Saturday. This, however, was my fault- the potatoes were underdone when I took them out of the water, so instead of broiling them, I baked them at 350 for half an hour, to try and get the potatoes themselves a little softer.

Parmesan Potato Bites

12 small round red potatoes (about 1 pound)
1 1/2 tsp olive oil
3/4 cup minced onion
1/4 cup or 2-3 slices uncooked, diced turkey bacon (I used real bacon)
1/8 tsp freshly ground pepper
3 garlic cloves, minced
1/2 cup (2 oz) grated fresh parmesan cheese
1 tsp rubbed sage (I didn’t have this)

Cook potatoes in boiling water 15 minutes or until tender; drain.

Heat oil in a nonstick skillet over medium-high heat. Add onion, bacon, pepper, and garlic; saute 5 minutes or until tender.Preheat broiler.

Cut potatoes in half; carefully scoop out pulp, leaving a quarter-inch shell (this was hard). Mash potato pulp with a fork; stir in cheese and sage. Add to onion mixture, stirring well. Spoon about one tablespoon potato mixture into each shell. Arrange stuffed potatoes on a baking sheet and broil 3 to 4 inches from heat 3 minutes or until lightly browned.

“In Tuscany, it is considered the wine of good reception and courtesy.”

On my last trip to Italy (November 2003, I’ll be posting the diary of it eventually), I enjoyed a good deal of Vin Santo. It’s this wonderful dessert wine usually served with biscotti. Kind of tastes like raisins. I bought some today at Beverages and More, one bottle for my brother, one bottle for me. BevMo is the only place I’ve seen it sold at a reasonable price. At Whole Foods they were asking $60. At Gene’s Fine Foods they were asking $30. Although I am sure those are of a higher quality, I am perfectly fine with my $10 bottle.

While J. and I were watching Molto Mario last night, they served a sibling of Vin Santo, which got us a-hankering. I think there are a lot of similar raisin-y wines in Italy with different names according to what region from which they hail.

Happy Birthday to Me!

Yay. I’m 24 today. Not feeling great about where I am in life, but that’s not what you all are here for, so on with the food.

I hung out with my brother tonight. We made pizza. I had gotten him a pizza stone and peel for Christmas, and tonight was their christening. We used Alton Brown’s dough recipe. When I’ve used his technique in the past, it has worked well. Tonight, however, it was kind of disastrous. I was bereft of stand mixer and food processor, so I kneaded by hand, and apparently, it wasn’t for long enough. There were many problems with dough ripping. I eventually said, “I’m using a rolling pin, to hell with AB.”

I have to say, although we made a right mess, the pizzas turned out really well. The tomato sauce used was a spicy sausage-mushroom sauce of my brother’s devising, along with some pepperoni, mozzerella cheese, fresh basil, olive oil, and salt. Yummy. I usually don’t put that many toppings on my pizza, but it was damn tasty.

After dinner, we played ping-pong (21-15, he won) and video games (Ratchet & Clank Going Commando and SSX 3), and watched some food programming (Good Eats and Molto Mario) while noshing on cookies (the gialetti from yesterday) and ice cream (Dreamery Coney Island Waffle Cone).

Wahoo!

Awesome. Many thanks to my dear SIL for setting this up for me. (She’ll get a name when I think of something appropriately punny.) This was a gift for my 24th birthday, which is tomorrow.

I realize that the name of this blog refers to slow cooking methods, but I’m not going to be limited by that. Especially because the most recent thing I made was cookies (yesterday). Currently, I am keen on baking, since I have a curse I’m trying to break- I’ve inherited inability to bake from both sides of my family. Here is the recipe for the cookies I made. Four out of five people liked them. I think the batter for these is really tasty, and they’re really quite easy to make if you have a stand mixer. I’ve made them once with a mixer and once without, and both times they turned out well, although creaming by hand is a little tiring.